Wait.

Wait.

…What is going on?

Is there actually still more to this movie? Or is this a different movie? Did I walk into a double feature?

Sadly, no. It’s still the same purgatory from before. The only thing that doesn’t make sense is… why this is still going on.

I know I said that the ending added nothing, but this really makes it even worse.

What felt like 20 minutes after the climax of the movie, I was forced to watch the almost nonexistent romantic subplot develop even more. Nobody asked for this. It was really as if they started playing a spin-off of the movie immediately after the point at which it should have ended.

I was completely gobsmacked. Speechless. I could not for the life of me understand what was going on. I honestly couldn’t believe it was actually happening.

I don’t even remember how their “love story” ended because so many emotions were going through my mind like disbelief, confusion, anger, and… and… I don’t even know! All I know was that this was the third time in the last 20 minutes that I thought the movie was over and I had enough!

When it finally ended, I told all of my “friends” who invited me to never speak to me again for putting me through that. Also, to the person working at the theatre who let me buy that ticket, you’re dead to me.

Planning on having a bad movie night? Don’t put this one on your list. Yes, I’m serious. Please do not watch it. It’s, simply put,

AWFUL.

 

 

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